I never mastered the ability to talk with my mouth shut.

"Who said that every wish would be heard and answered when wished on an evening star? Somebody thought of it and someone believed it, and look what its done so far..."
-Jim Henson

I slept all day yesterday, and when I say all day, I mean I think I was awake for 5 hours total. Everytime I opened my eyes, I had this unexplainable feeling to close them. It was like a perma nap hangover.

Nap Hangover- The groggy, tired, unable-to-open-one's-eyes feeling that one can experience after a midday nap.

"...And perhaps you can sense, in some small twisting loop of your gut, the convergence of the wrong, of the right, and of the woefully misguided. If you do, then pay sharp attention to the moment you wake, and the moment you fall asleep...For maybe then you will know, without a shadow of a doubt, which is which." -Everwild

If I had a super power, it would be to make my internet work anywhere at any time. Nothing pains me more than when my internet is being slow. When I’m stumbling, surfing the web, or trying to play Words With Friends and all I see is that spinning button on my tab, I become full of rage. With this magical power, I would always have a perfect internet connection, stuff would never buffer and everywhere I go, there would be amazing Wifi and plugs. I suppose I could also invest in my own internet connection.

"I believe that we form our own lives, that we create our own reality, and that everything works out for the best."              
-Jim Henson

If I was a Muppet I would be Abby Cadabby or Zoe, not that there are a plethora of female Muppets to choose from.

Abby Cadabby seems appropriate after all, since she is three year old fairy in training AND can speak the language Dragonfly. Who wouldn’t choose her with a catch phrase like “That’s so magical!”

Zoe is pretty cool too though. She wears a tutu, and has been featured in ‘Zoe’s Dance Moves’, and has a pet rock named Rocco. When I was little I did have a pet ant named Anty, so maybe Zoe is me, Muppetfied.

After some long, hard, soul searching I’ve made my decision…I would be Zoe. I’ve always wanted to be a ballet dancer. Plus Zoe was originally cast unclothed except for jewelry and barrettes. Which is something I would do.

Find out which Muppet you are:

http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/102732/what-muppet-are-you

I need to purchase The Muppets Green Album.

I have always had a thing for puppets. When I was younger I had a dream of becoming a Vantriloquist. Two of my prized posessions when I was a kid were two vantroloquist dolls. Lester and Howdy Doody. I am sure I still have them at home.

I loved lesters glasses.

And Howdy's Freckles:

I never mastered the ability to talk with my mouth shut.

I can't wait until it is cold enough to order a hot chocolate and walk around the bookstore.

"Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending."
-Jim Henson